Important: Please Read

written May 18, 2007

My cousin and I watched game six of the Bulls/Pistons series tonight and while we were completely drawn in by the nonstop action, we are still girls and we do notice non-sport related details....like hair. We were lead straight to that nagging little question: WTF is with Rasheed Wallace's bald spot? We started bouncing theories off of eachother and came up with the following:

The "Home Alone Theory":

"Keep the change, you filthy animal."

The "Yin and Yang Theory":
In an effort to gain edge over the all-mighty Pistons, Drew Gooden swiped a golf ball sized tuft of hair off of Rasheed's head and slapped it on the back of his neck. He calls it his "Power Puff". The two are now comsically connected. Kind of like Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort.


The "Boring Theory":

Rasheed fell off of his bike when he was 12, and sustained a scar that prevented him from growing hair in that spot. Boo. We like our other theories better.

In closing, when the Cavs play the Pistons in the next series, BEWARE. If Rasheed's baldspot should meet Drew Gooden's "Power Puff" in a collision, all the cotton candy in the Quicken Loans Arena will instantly melt, followed by the end of the world.



Go Cavs.