So I'm not embarrassed to admit I read the whole Twightlight series and absolutely loved them all (except for the second book... couldn't wait to get through it). I read the books before I started seeing the movies and thank God because they don't do the novels an ounce justice. I thought the first movie was 'ok'. The second one was awful just like the book. The third one was 'better'. I just got back from "Breaking Dawn: Part 1" and I'm going against the crowd here....
IT WAS AWFUL!!!!
That is $10.50 and two hours that I will never get back. Literally, the first hour of the movie was devoted to the wedding, honeymoon, and Bella making stupid faces. Imagine Kristen Stewart cocking her head down and to the left, mouth part open with a mild quiver, and gaze shooting from left to right and you just watched the first hour.
Kristen Stewart you are a worthless actress.
I understand what they're trying to do by dragging on the last book into two movies to make billions five times instead of four. Their marketing is spot on and it's pulling in everyone from the emotional teenager to the curious reader like myself. But Stephanie Meyer should be aggrivated for how poorly her creativity has been conveyed in this sad attempt at a movie.
Come to think of it, Stephanie Meyer probably couldn't care less. She is probably rolling around in a swimming pool full of $100 bills in hysterical laughter shouting "Team Edward ain't got shit on Team Me! Me Me Mine Myself Mine!"
only a few of my friends will get that last statement
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